Food jokes
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
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Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
You are a fat pig.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.