Food jokes
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Memes
I have breakfast with my boys.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Let's taco about something.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!