My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
Food Jokes
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
What's the fastest cake? Scone!
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
What is an obese lady's blood type?
Nutella.
Why do people say "cheese" when they are taking a photo?
Because they were using the computer and thought about it.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
