Food jokes
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
Beans and toast.
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.