Food jokes
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Don't trust the caption! it's a kiwi...
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Hi, I like food.
Krusty nut
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
I like moldy food.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.