Food jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
I hate it when that happens
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
I like pie.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.
Spinach