Food jokes
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
I felt the need to share this masterpiece with all of you.
I like ramen. If you do, like!
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣