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Food Jokes
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
