Food jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
Memes
My big back moment
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Spinach
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.