Sustenance jokes
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.
Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.
In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.
Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.
Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.
Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.
Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.
Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.
Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.
Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.
In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.
With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Hi, I like food.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
