Food jokes
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Banana joke?
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What did the steak say to the other steak?
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.