Food jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
I breathe in African food.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Memes
Curry must hurry.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
That was a really crappy bun!
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.