Food jokes

Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"

I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."

What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?

Cauliflower.

Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.

Kid: You hop to.

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

What is a cow's favorite dance move?

The milkshake.

Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"

During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"

What do you do when you made a misteak?

You do some yoga 🧘‍♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."

What do you call a group of masturbating cows?

Beef stroganoff.

I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.

Have you tried eating a clock?

It's time-consuming!

I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.

I know a baby carrot when I see one.

What did the skeleton say after dinner?

Bon appétit!

Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!

Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.

Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.

Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"

I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?