Food jokes
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What did the steak say to the other steak?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
Chicken
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.