Food jokes
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
One time an ant was collecting food. Suddenly, a wind pushed the ant into the river. The ant said, "Help! Help!" and a pigeon heard it. Then, he grabbed a leaf and threw it in the river. The ant climbed on it, and then the pigeon and the ant became best friends. But one time, a hunter came to kill the pigeon. When the ant saw him, she bit his leg and the pigeon flew away from the arrow, and that's how friends are, everybody.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!