Food jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
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Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
Chicken
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!