Food

Food jokes

People

A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!

B: Thank you.

A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!

Egg

Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?

A: It cracked up!

Batter

What does cake and baseball have in common?

They both need a batter.

Memes

Truck

How do you disappoint people in Africa?

Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.

But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.

Butter

"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

Rapper

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?

Because he kept dropping the BEETS!

Mama

Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.

Fight

What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?

A food fight and a water fight!

Difference

What’s the difference between God and Hitler?

God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.

Rapper

How do you know if a rapper is hungry?

They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.

Vegetable

I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

Cop

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

Pear

What do pears and emo kids have in common?

They both be hanging.

Orphan

Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.