Food jokes
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
Memes
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.