Food jokes

Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?

It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.

Kiwi loves men.

"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."

Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?

He pasta way!

What's the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?

Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.

I brought a cow and named him Mayo.

Mayo Neighs!

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Grounded beef.

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅

What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?

Familiar pizza.

What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.

When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!

What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.

I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.

Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.

What is the difference between babies and dogs?

I don't eat dog parts.

What is the best way to make a leaf?

Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

Why can’t orphans eat cereal?

It says, "Family size."

It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.

From the makers of Mangeone...