Food jokes
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon.
Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?
Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."