Food jokes
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!