Food jokes
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Memes
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Kiwi loves men.
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.