Food jokes
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.