What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
Food Jokes
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
Robyn Olive in 10.
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
I like pepper.
