Food jokes
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Kiwi loves men.
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
I like chips.
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.