Food jokes
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Corn flake.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
I like pepper.
I tried to eat a clock the other day.
It was very time consuming.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.