Food jokes
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.