Food jokes
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
Memes
Le fishe
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.