Food jokes
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.