Food jokes
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Memes
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
I like chips.
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!