Food jokes
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.
Memes
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)