Food jokes
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?
They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"