Food jokes
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Memes
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
Egg?
I am mis-steak.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.