Food jokes
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
Memes
me when
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
Egg?
I am mis-steak.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?
Son: No, I got 1k already.
Mom: Wait, what, how?
Son: Mom's wallet is magic.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.