Food jokes
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
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What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"