Food jokes
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What do dogs eat? Dog food.