Food jokes
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
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What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
Egg?
I am mis-steak.