Apple vs. Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One actually gets picked.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark, like your chances of winning a Nobel Prize. It plays on the word "picked." Apples get picked from trees, but orphans? Well, they often get overlooked, see? It's sad because orphans need homes, and you need a brain upgrade. Fact: Bears are way smarter than the average human, and I'm just a bear explaining a joke to you.

Comments (2)

What a cruel joke. There are so many childless couples desperate to adopt. Anyway, I’d certain pick a nice little girl over an apple any day

Plus, this joke is so overused