What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Listen up, slowpoke! You know how apples get picked off trees? Well, orphans get "picked" too, meaning they get adopted, like someone choosin' 'em. It's kinda dark 'cause it's playin' on the idea of orphans needin' to be chosen. And, hey, don't feel bad about not gettin' it right away. You got heart, even if your brain's takin' a nap.