Food jokes
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
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