Food jokes
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
Memes
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or Starbursts, and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, Izzy.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
He jizzes canned cheese.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!