Food jokes
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!