Food jokes

Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?

Answer: Because they already ate.

What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.

She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?

Chopped Junior!

What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?

Humpty Dumpty!

What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?

Lettuce eat Brussels!

Why did the dog go into the fire?

Because it wanted to be a hot dog!

Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

They taste funny.

Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?

The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!

Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!

What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?

What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?

They ketchup.

What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.

What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.

He jizzes canned cheese.

Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!

A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."

Why did the kids love the mushrooms?

Because they're fun-guys!