Food jokes
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
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Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."