We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Food Jokes
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
