Food jokes
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Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
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Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.
What does a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both scrape the cheese out of the box for a nice snack.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
I was crying while my dad was cutting onions in the kitchen. Onions was such a good dog.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Why do dictators always eat without leaving anything on the plate?
Because they can't leave a piece (peace).
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
What goes in hard but comes out soft?
Gum.
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.