Food jokes
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
I cried when my dad cut onions.
Onions was a good dog.
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!