Orphan's Cereal

Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, chucklehead! Orphans have no parents, right? This joke plays on that sad fact. It's saying the orphans use water instead of milk on their cereal 'cause their dads are gone, implying they went out for milk and never came back. It's dark humor, get it? You probably don't 'cause you are slow.