Food jokes
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
What age is served for breakfast?
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!