Food jokes
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.