Food jokes
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.