Food jokes
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.
I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.