Food jokes
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
Applesauce.
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?
Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.
I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
How do you know if a comedian is high?
Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.