Food jokes
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"