Food jokes
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.