What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Food Jokes
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. đđ
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
What is Julius Caesarâs favorite food?
Roman noodles.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate.
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
I eat ass.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
Q: Whatâs the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesnât scream when you try to chop it up.
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
