Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
Knock knock.
Whoâs there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesnât have a last name.
Knock knock.
Whoâs there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasnât got a surname!
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
