Food jokes
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"