I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
What did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a muscle.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
They are delicious.
orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
I Live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food so I called my dog over
Waiter: "here you go, one medium-rare steak".
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "thanks, that means a lot."