Food jokes
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!