Food jokes
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeƱo cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Donāt break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Letās spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Donāt break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
I still canāt forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Why couldnāt the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesnāt start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.