Food

Food jokes

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?

A meatball/malteser.

There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...

Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.

Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.

Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.

My life is like... the shoe rack-

What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.