Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Food Jokes
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
