Food jokes
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
There was nothing left but de-brie.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
Pop a choccy milk!
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."