Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal
Willy con carne
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period? One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
what happens when you put a baby in a blender
The baby is a cherry smoothie
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
Here Comes The Airplane!
The only thing they can see are there chopsticks
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
ur mom loves to eat logs lmao
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves let the kid starve.
whats an emos favorite food
shot gun ammo
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it...we're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
why can’t blind people eat fish? because it’s sea food
What do you call a Legless Cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food
if your waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
"Hey I heard you were a bit dow- where's John?" "He died" "oh I'm so sorry but I got you food " (after they eat) "Hey how did John taste seasoned and cooked.?"
