Food jokes
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.