Food jokes
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!