Food jokes
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
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What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.