I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
why do fat people like food
the more the marier
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food
would you like some wine with those french cries?
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom,I checked inside her ham sandwich and there was fresh drugs.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said “Your sister is dead!” sadly. The girl asked “She was skinny, right?” The mom said yes. The sister laughed “I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!”
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, IF YOU TAKE KIRBY’S FOOD, HE WILL STAB YOU
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food because they don’t even have one
I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life ten when I woke up my wife was gone.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell? Explosion
what is 6 inches and its long and its long? a slim Jim
i drip when you take me in the mouth what am i ? ice cream
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
"Hey, man do you have any ben and jerry's?"
"yeah I have two of them fresh and preserved in the freezer"
"I meant the ice cream bro..."
Depression jokes is like food...not every people get it
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say open wide for the delicious plane.
Why can't an Asian play baseball Cause they always eat the bat
For some reason when my mom eat hot dogs she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son can anyone tell me why ?
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
one day my friend said: i want tacos from Katie's, you? and i said no thanks and she left i never saw her again, today i remember that i saw her name on TV as one of the victems of suicide, then i remember her and I's moto: if i'm dieing you dieing with me you got no chouse, i NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
