Food

Food jokes

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!

Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂

What did the grape say to the rapper?

"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"

Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”

Person 2: “Seven.”

Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”

Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”

(Based on an encounter I had recently)

"What do you want to eat?"

"You choose."

"Children."

"What?"

*Picks up pot*

"You said anything!"