Food jokes
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?