i make baby mush
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died.hahahahah
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
How do you start a rave in Etiopia? You put food ceiling and they start jumping.
whats juice wrlds favourite salad? a seizure salad
The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,
"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.
A: Do you eat food? B: Yes... A: You can sit on deez nuts then! B: omg i have depression now
I'm on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
whats sephen hawkings favrout food hi left shoulder
whats stephen hawkings favrout robot him as his shoulder / wellchair
What’s Stephan Hawkins favourite food?
His left shoulder
Little Johnny walks out to the garage and sees Dad smoking a cigarette. He asks, "Hey Dad, can I have a puff of that cigarette?" Dad asks, "Well, Johnny, can your dick reach your ass?" Little Johnny scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment. He then replies, "Well, no, Dad, my dick can't reach my ass." His Dad says, "There's your answer, Johnny..." Little Johnny goes back in the house.
About an hour later, Little Johnny comes back out to the garage and sees his Dad drinking a beer. He asks, "Hey Dad, can I have some of that beer?" Dad asks, "Well, Johnny, can your dick reach your ass?" Little Johnny scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment. He then replies, "Well, no, Dad, my dick can't reach my ass." His Dad says, "There's your answer, Johnny..." Little Johnny goes back in the house.
About an hour later, Little Johnny comes back out to the garage with a big plate of Tollhouse Chocolate Chip cookies, fresh from the oven. His Dad says, "Wow, Johnny, those sure look like some good cookies. You think I can have some?" Little Johnny asks his Dad, "Well Dad, can your dick reach your ass?" His Dad scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment. He then replies, "Well, yes, Johnny, I do believe my dick can reach my ass." Little Johnny says, "Well, Dad, you can go FUCK yourself, cuz Mom made these cookies for me!!!"
Like if you love food!
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans. When she gets home his husband puts a blindfold on hair and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes of the blind fold the lady sees 12 people with pegs on there nose singing happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business
Cheese gimme cheese
( inspired by a friend)
