POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.