Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
