Yo momma's decided to go to KFC, until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and cashier said ''here is the reciept'' now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spended more than drakes net worth that he can even lend, she went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food, by the second they see the plates empty, and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Yo moma so fat that when she bought food she ran out of money
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong but I thought they were talking about a food so I said wrong yummy
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar,hey said sorry we don't sell food her
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Because he was a her before
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What site does a vegetable go when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
what foods are orphans alergic to? homemade food
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
You can drink drinks but you can't food foods" -Sun Tzu, The art of food
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer
Friend A.Do you like Wendy's?Friend B.Yes why?Friend A.Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Follow for candy kids like for pizza kids commet for kids
Son: What's for dinner tonight? Mon: Steak! Son: Mom you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me? Mim: HUNGER!
mom: please eat baby! baby: NO! mom: here comes the airplane!
Her:"Land of the free" Me:*fat Her: What do you mean? Me: Its not fat free
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore"
What do you call indian dhal that is delicous?
Well that is DHALicous!
