Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
