Food jokes
Butter believe it.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
Krusty nut
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.