Food jokes
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
Butter believe it.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
Krusty nut
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.