Food jokes
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
I ate my mom.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."