What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Apples vs. Orphans
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke plays on the word "picked." Apples get picked from trees, see? Orphans, well, they don't get "picked" by parents. It's a sad trombone kinda joke because it's dark. You know, like your future if you don't start using that brain of yours.