Food jokes

I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!

What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reali-tea.

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁

I like moldy food.

Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.

What is black and long?

A line at KFC.

What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.

"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹

What is a cheetah's favorite snack?

Cheetos.

I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪

Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."

Hey paps, BONE-appetit!

(Just eat your spaguetti.)

What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?

Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.

So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.

Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers