Food jokes
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!