What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
Food Jokes
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg.
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"
