Beef Stroganoff jokes
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
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What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
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An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
"Oh, waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why, yes."
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"