Beef Stroganoff jokes
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
"Oh, waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why, yes."
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"