Flirtation jokes
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"
A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...