Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
