Flirtation jokes

Do you know what's lonely?

Your lips, wanna meet mine?

Are you a waterfall?

'Cause I'm falling for you.

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.

Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.

A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.

Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.

The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.

A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.

Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."

She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.

The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.

He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."

You blow a kiss up.

Your eyes were bright up your ass.

Pickup line for gay people:

Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.

Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.

What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?

"Hello Ladies!"

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.

Roses are red, just like your lips.

Mountains are big, just like your tits.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

Me: You have pretty eyes.

Her: Thank you.

Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴

If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls. The guy says, "Are you a parking ticket, 'cause you got fine written all over you?"

The girl turns and says, "How about you pay for them, and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you?"

I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.

You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.

Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?