Fitness jokes
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
3 boys were having a debate about who had the healthiest grandma.
Boy 1: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 67 years old and can still do a backflip!"
Boy 2: "No, I have the healthiest grandma. She is 76 years old and can still finish a marathon!"
Boy 3: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 85 and she is in the hospital..."
Boy 1 and 2, looking confused.
Boy 1: "If she's so healthy, why is she in the hospital?"
Boy 3: "Because she's giving birth right now!"
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables?
Fitting the wheelchair in.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.