What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
Yo mama so fat she can’t even fit in the suitcase
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
why didint the teddy bear go to the gym
because he didint want to get ripped
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: si Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
