Fitness

Fitness Jokes

Why was the rapper always in shape?

Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up

There is no way you can fit in there.

Says who?

Your mom.

When?

Last night.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Your mum is so fat when she was sitting on a scale the number couldnt even fit in the scale and came shooting out

Knock Knock Who's there? Ahoy Mateys Ahoy Mateys who? Ahoy mateys balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

A guy when back to his apartment,5 Minutes later he said to the receptionist,”it doesn’t fit”so she gave him a new key