Firearm jokes
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
Memes
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
DONE🔫
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
X is for X-treme shooting!
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What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"