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Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.

Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"

How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?

It depends how many bullets you have.

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

The image shows two frames. In the top frame, a person with a blurry face and camo clothing is firing a rifle at a target in a field. Another person is standing in the background. In the bottom frame, a man with a hat is standing on a road and looking at the camera with a smile on his face. Text on the image reads: "Adam: The next distance we'll be firing from is 500 yards. The distance of your average restraining order."

What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?

Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂

I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD

What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?

Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.

How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.

I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?

Kurt Cobain's microphone.

What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.

Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?

'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.

Why did the cow steal an AK-47?

He was a mooslim.

All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.

Slay.

Guns control.