Firearm jokes
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
DONE🔫
X is for X-treme shooting!
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*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?