Firearm Jokes

How many guns can an octopus hold?

"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

How did Hitler get killed?

With a "NEIN" millimeter.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.

The image shows two frames. In the top frame, a person with a blurry face and camo clothing is firing a rifle at a target in a field. Another person is standing in the background. In the bottom frame, a man with a hat is standing on a road and looking at the camera with a smile on his face. Text on the image reads: "Adam: The next distance we'll be firing from is 500 yards. The distance of your average restraining order."

What did the Deagle say to the G17?

"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."

AR-15: Who are you?

Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.

*Shotguns in a nutshell*

2B: MUST.

4B: ADD.

6B: MORE.

12B: *B A R R E L S*

*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*

DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!

Lancaster: Are you sure about that?

DB: huh?

Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!

DB: WHAT!?

Penta Barrel: I got 5!

DB: *insert becoming uncanny*

Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!

The others: HOW!?

*and that's how an argument started.*

Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!

I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!

I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!

X is for X-treme shooting!

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What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?

What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?

They can't be way too loud.

DONE🔫

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Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.

Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"