Firearm jokes
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
Guns control.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?
None, the rest fly away.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
I still remember my grandpa's last words; "Is that loaded?"
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.