Firearm jokes
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
Slay.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
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What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.