Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?
None, the rest fly away.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
