Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
Firearm Jokes
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?
None, the rest fly away.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
