Firearm jokes
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
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What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"
Miku became an american
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
School shooting happens:
Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.
American student: “First time?”
The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
Random guy: "Go suck a D*ck!"
Me: Nah, I'd rather suck a 9mm.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
DONE🔫
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
X is for X-treme shooting!
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What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun…