What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
