Firearm jokes
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.