Firearm jokes

Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.

Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?

Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.

What's America's no. 1 class?

Target practice.

Q: What did I find on my son's search history?

A: Where is the nearest gun shop?

What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?

The bear has common sense not to fire it.

What's a gun's favorite type of literature?

Magazine.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?

Guns only have one trigger.

I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.

What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?

Answer: You shoot it!

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.

Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.

What's America's best class?

Gun 101.

How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?

Special forces.

What's a bison's favorite gun?

A PP Bizon.

What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?

An AK-46.

What do birds and children have in common?

If you shoot them, they die.