Firearm jokes
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.