Fire Jokes

What did one Koala say to the other?

Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAuuggh!

What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital? Reload and keep firing.

what do you call a gay kid that is on fire lgbbq

I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace.... but apparently it was too weak.

wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now

What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?

Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.

Mom can I be a fire fighter when i grow up Mom: oh you wont grow up caillou

Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying

My aunt worked as a human cannon ball

I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired

i lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free

Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you

What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain"

Did you hear about the man that got fired from is can job? It was soda-pressing

What begins with F and ends with CK fuck i mean fire truck

got fired from the bank yesterday

they caught me drinking on the job

I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks. This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied. This is your clock. It move 3 times because you lied 3 times i asked where is President trumps clock. he said it was at the equator. Spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true

Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.

Man: aw man im having a bad day Man's friend:same Man:so why did you have a bad day my brother got hit by the school bus Man's friend: i got fired as a bus driver Man: oh great heavens

God: i feel like i'm forgetting something....... oh no Earth *sees it on fire* oh it's fine People of Earth: *running and screaming* Santen: *to God* realy