My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
Finance Jokes
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
When the card declines on child insurance.
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
Was he under insurance claim?
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.
