Provolone Loan

I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, genius. This is Explain bear here. The joke is that "provolone" sounds like "provide a loan". You probably didn't know that provolone is a type of Italian cheese. Also, you probably didn't know that I think you stink.

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