150,000$
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some CASH FLOWS
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"
