Finance jokes
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
I am like currency; people always trade me out for someone better.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?
Son: No, I got 1k already.
Mom: Wait, what, how?
Son: Mom's wallet is magic.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Hairline got repossessed.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"