What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
