Finance jokes
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Doin (DYM 15).
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.
A man entered the bank branch and asked the teller to withdraw his account balance. The teller debited his account and gave the man all his money. Then the man counted the money and asked the teller to deposit it back into his account.
The teller asked the man why he withdrew the money and deposited it back. Then the man replied, "I wanted to make sure all my money is safe and tallies with my records."
Lol
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.