Finance jokes
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
What is playing with you?
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
I lost my job at the bank today. A lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
A guy is sitting in a bar, feeling sad. "What's the matter?" asks the bartender.
"My paternal uncle died three months ago."
"Wow! No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that. He left me a third of his estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
"My maternal uncle died two months ago."
"Two uncles in two months? No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that either. He left me half of his estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
"My father died last month."
"Your dad too? No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that. He left me his entire estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
With a massive sob, the guy says, "None of my relatives died this month!"
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... she had really bad balance.
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.