If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
150,000$
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
