Finance jokes
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
What is my favorite thing about my grandpa?
His life insurance.
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.