Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
If you are poor, get money.
