What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie? It's always someone you know.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
