Film jokes
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Memes
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?