Film jokes
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
Memes
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*