Film jokes
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"