Film jokes
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?