Film jokes
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.